cosmicjester's ramblings
From the Paul Keating insults archive

To a Uni student protesting about fees:

“Go and get a job!”

On Independant, Steele Hall:

“The Honorable Member has been in so many parties he is a complete political harlot.”

On the Press:

“Laurie Oakes [is] a cane toad.”

In conversation with Whitlam:

Whitlam: ”That was a good speech. You should go back comrade, and get yourself an honours degree.”

Keating: ”What for ?  Then I’d be like you.”

On Former Leader of the Opposition, John Hewson:

(His performance) is like being flogged with a warm lettuce.

http://www.webcity.com.au/keating/

I love you Paul

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